joe blob 3:14 Wed Aug 24
Where is the most unlikely place you've masturbated?
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Aalborg Hammer
3:30 Wed Aug 24
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If the woman you're with is uncomfortable about you wanking in front of her ,do you
A.Talk to her about your feelings ?
B.Talk to her about her feelings? or
C. Sit somewhere else on the bus?
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ElmParkPikey
4:37 Wed Aug 24
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In the shitter on a plane in order to join the mile high wank club. I hope my iced up Harry monk was jettisoned onto some sambo inhabited cesspit
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One Word
5:12 Wed Aug 24
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Your Nans face
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Ilford Hammer
5:17 Wed Aug 24
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The Vatican.
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mallard
5:19 Wed Aug 24
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Flight back from Marbella to Gatwick 1992
I was a randy 19 year old then, also keen to join the mile-high wank establishment
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bobbymoore
5:32 Wed Aug 24
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In a sangar in Afghanistan
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bobbymoore
5:33 Wed Aug 24
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In a shell scrape in Canada
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violator
6:06 Wed Aug 24
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Sellafield
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Bullet
6:43 Wed Aug 24
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Charing Cross Hospital
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bruuuno
7:13 Wed Aug 24
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I once cracked one off in the back of an art lesson in year 7
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Spandex Sidney
7:31 Wed Aug 24
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I once had a girlfriend who was obsessed with watching me masturbate. I thought it was nicely kinky at first but after a while it got a bit dull while she wanted it more and more. It became our sex life.
Sadly as a result these days I can only achieve orgasm if someone is watching. This means I get arrested a LOT.
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BRANDED
7:33 Wed Aug 24
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While having a shit, logging on the who in the grand canyon. I'm sure I was doing something else at the time. Oh year, having sex too.
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Bullet
7:42 Wed Aug 24
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To clarify my earlier post, this was purely for medical research purposes as they said the mrs couldn't get with bairn and they needed to determine if I was a Jaffa, needless to say I came out with flying colours and two new hammers are testament.
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The Joker
7:59 Wed Aug 24
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At my Grandad's funeral.
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cosmo smallpiece
10:08 Wed Aug 24
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In a shed full of tailors dummies somewhere in Upminster. I was busting for a shit and it was the only way to take the urge away.
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les marteaux
10:40 Wed Aug 24
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I once got stuck in a lift and started to masturbate but the other three people in there objected so I had to stop.
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chajonbubble
8:41 Thu Aug 25
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In a jacuzzi at the local gym
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Willtell
9:08 Thu Aug 25
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Bloody wankers!
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Aalborg Hammer
10:57 Thu Aug 25
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School holidays and my mate was sitting in his parents' new conservatory 'galloping the maggot' and he looked up and his neighbour was watching while he was trimming his leylandi bush 20 foot up on a scaffold
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tanman
11:25 Thu Aug 25
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When I was doing a summer job as a student in a warehouse in Brentwood I was responsible for cleaning up and keeping the place in order after the delivery drivers all left for the day.One of them had left a copy of the Daily Sport lying around which featured a Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie special, i ended up utilising a disposible plastic rubber glove to act as a recepticle for my cum. Another low point (or high) was the bog in Ladbrokes in Upminster when as a 20 year old a Sun left in the khazi featuring a young Jordan on Page 3 was enough to get me going.I used to work nights in an office and also did it at my desk when no else was in the office and with no restrictions on internet use I was surfing porn at work. All of these incidents occured between 1997-2000 when my hormones must have ben at their peak. Luckily such overpowering urges are consigned to history now.
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